Moonlighting in a Restaurant?

He may be injured but our German defender, Moritz Volz, isn`t afraid to voice his opinion.

With Sepp Blatter going on about reducing the number of foreigners in our game, another of his – it`ll change the face of football – schemes, the Evening Standard has come up with a classic.

It`s reporting that Volz, on hearing that Blatter wants to instigate changes, suggested the FIFA President would like to see him working in a restaurant instead!

Well some might agree there Moritz but not us, get fit soon mate, we need you quick!